Welcome to The Frustrated Women's Club! 

I can literally only think of wine as a cure for frustration, and that's why this photo has been chosen. Or perhaps I have a low-key drinking problem. Could be either of them.

 

Hello to you! And welcome to The Frustrated Women's Club. You might have found this website because you were so frustrated you googled 'How the fuck do I get rid of my frustration?' You might have chanced upon this as a suggestion because everything else about your online activity suggests frustration. Or perhaps you read my book, for which I thank you greatly. Yes, I wrote a book about being frustrated and it was glorious.

 

So, what is this club about then? Is it for real? Um, yes it is. Why the fuck not?

Oh, fair warning- I swear a lot. It's not because I'm that frustrated. It's just because swearing makes my thoughts and writing that much more beautiful. I do apologise in advance, if I offend you.

 

So, anyway- The Frustrated Women's Club- what's it about?

It's fairly straightforward. It's a club for women who are frustrated to come together, have a moan and feel better. Now, when I say 'have a moan', I don't mean for you to have a moan like 'This country is too full of bloody immigrants'. I mean actual problems that cause actual frustration to women. Could be a dead-end job. Could be a sexist boss. Could be a bad relationship. Could be the lack of a relationship. Could be the leader of your country. Could be the leader of your cult (although I hope you don't belong to a cult). Could be your child. Could be anything under the sun (again, apart from racism and bigotry- that, we do not stand for here at The Frustrated Women's Club).

 

The club is headquartered in Dubai so any social events will happen in the greatest city on Earth. However, my hope in life is to have a Frustrated Women's Club chapter in every major city and for that I must rely on you. Let's spread the word and relieve frustrations everywhere!